We represent a lot of different faiths in our office, but there is one thing that we all believe in … Holiday Satires.
E N J O Y TO THE WORLD!
It’s another lonely holiday on Facebook
Your friend requests have all gone unanswered
No one is retweeting or pinning or liking you
Your memes are un-memable
All your dreams are all undreamable
Your thought leadership is unredeemable too
Chorus x2
Don’t worry it doesn’t matter anyway
Have a speak social holiday
(Guitar solo)
Kiss your kids or whatever
Eat a pie and enjoy the weather
Turn off your MAC and let the world pass you by
It’s a time for family and friends
It’s a time for drunk uncles and kin
Save the likes for the new year and we’ll all start over again
Chorus x2
Don’t worry it doesn’t matter anyway
Have a speak social holiday
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